CUSS WORDS: A Fuckademic Journey

By Gaylord Sinclair, Professor of Verbal Chaos and Emotional Exorcism

This book isn't just about swearing — it's about mastering the fine-ass art of weaponized language. From the sacred "fuck" to the intergalactic "sklerp," this is your no-holds-barred syllabus on profanity, power, and poetic meltdown. It's a messy, beautiful, rage-glittered exploration of cuss words across cultures, galaxies, and personal breakdowns.

💣 What's Inside:

• Cuss Words 101–201: Learn the origins, impact, and global styles of swearing, from the holy trinity (fuck, shit, ass) to sacred profanity and blasphemous brilliance.
• Reclaiming Slurs: Flip the script on weaponized language and turn trauma into poetry.
• Poetry, Rage, and Sass: Featuring original, foul-mouthed verses like "BITCH BITCH BITCH," "FUCK FUCK FUCK," and "Gay. Asshole."
• Short Story Meltdown: "The Day Everything Went to Sh*t" follows Ted as his life collapses under coffee, bird poop, and workplace hell.
• Alien Swear Theory 301: Galactic trash talk, wormlord insults, and Zorblaxian cuss rituals.
• Illustrated Swear Maps: Where in the world people scream bollocks, whisper puta, or casually drop cunt like it's small talk.
• Final Exam Prompt: Includes a riot, a tweet, and a grandmother. This is academia with blood on its knuckles and glitter in its coffee.

📝 TL;DR:

This book is a love letter to language, rebellion, and the power of a well-timed "fuck."

It's for poets, freaks, comedians, queers, and warlocks with vendettas.

It's for anyone who's ever screamed into a ravioli can and called it therapy.

⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars